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Pour
cold apple juice on the carpet in several places
and walk around barefoot in the dark. |
| * |
Wear a sock to work that has had the
toes shredded by a blender |
| * |
Immediately upon waking, stand outside
in the rain and dark saying, "Be a good
puppy, go potty now - hurry up - come
on, lets go!" |
| * |
Cover
all your best suits with dog hair. Dark suits
must use white hair, and light suits must use
dark hair. Also float some hair in your first
cup of coffee in the morning. |
| * |
Play "catch" with a wet tennis ball for
hours. |
| * |
Run out in the snow in your bare feet to
close the gate. |
| * |
Tip over a basket of clean laundry,
scatter clothing all over the floor. |
| * |
Leave your underwear on the living room
floor, because that's where the dog will
drag it anyway. (Especially when you
have company.) |
| * |
Jump out of your chair shortly before
the end of your favorite TV program and
run to the door shouting, "No no! Do
that OUTSIDE!" Miss the end of the
program. |
| * |
Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in
the morning, and don't try to clean it
up until you return from work that
evening. |
| * |
Gouge the leg of the dinning room table
several times with a screwdriver - it's
going to get chewed on anyway. |
| * |
Take a warm and cuddly blanket out of
the dryer and immediately wrap it around
yourself. This is the feeling you will
get when your puppy falls asleep on your
lap. |
